HEY! You there, you reading this:
You wanna hate the rich? Like more than you undoubtedly deservedly already do?
Come here, I got something for you…
oh, its just a paper cup you’d say
nope, its china, this is $95 for a pair
not the most egregious thing to be fair…
so how bout this?
a $175 single golf tee
or maybe:
a $350 dollar miniature Chinese food box
not your taste?
howabout 10 legos for 15 hundred dollars?
or
perhaps a harmonica that renders the player utterly incapable of playing blues or folk music?
maybe not,
howbout a thousand dollar tin can?
not egregious enough?
try this $350 dollar gold crazy straw.
still not pissed?
then i’m sure you won’t blink at this:
9 THOUSAND DOLLAR PURE SILVER BALL OF FUCKING YARN
anyways this has been my presentation of why we should guillotine rich people, thank you.
Y’all haven’t seen unnecessary opulence til you’ve seen the gold plated gem studded monopoly game
#fucking christ #do you think they sell gillotines at Ikea - @ariaste
You’d think so, but they’ve asked me to stop putting that into their suggestion box.
TELL ME YOU’RE NOT SERIOUS JOY
I know, I thought it was rude of them too.
(via liquidlightning)
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For this price they ought to have made their sterling silver lego precisely mechanically compatible with LEGO™ blocks.
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